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  • We do what we want and we do it with pride
    2 Unlimited: No Limit
  • No limits. We'll reach for the sky. No quarry to deep, no mountain to high
    2 Unlimited: No Limit
  • <#> Goebbels var vel også en form for marketingsmand....
  • <#> Så læs dog for helvede hvad jeg skriver før du svarer på det! IDIOT!
  • <Arendtsen> Vil du så stoppe! Effektivitet er roden til mere arbejde!
  • <Coldhand> Why is every romanian I meet a cracker-scriptkiddie?
  • <Del-> spontane selvklipninger kan være sundhedsskadelige og derfor rare
  • <PostmanX> det er bare et spørgsmål om vilje og sort snak!
  • <[Marvin]> There´s never enough beer, sex or disk space
  • <^Logiztik> Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
  • <hlkv6> jeg kunne godt finde på at afvise mails fra qmail servere, hvis det var en nem option i postfix
  • <jacq> vi bør alle slappe mere af.. ryge en tjald. hygge
  • <peavey> uden [opensource]ånden - er vi intet
  • <rgj> Kan Fyn egentlig komme forbi mellem Skagen og Norge?
    Så kan vi jo trække den til ophugning i Indien.
  • <skriver> Hvorfor ødelægge en god diskussion med fakta?
  • <tj> er man dum hvis man ikke ved hvad kalapøjser er for en størrelse?
  • <wojci> hvorfor mounte hårdt, når man kan gøre det blødt? ;=)
  • <|Hobbez|> Ever stopped thinking, and forget to start again?
  • Intet tab bør ramme os, som kan undgås ved rettidig omhu
    A. P. Møller
  • Well, if you ask me, uh, we're shooting the wrong gooks
    Adam Baldwin as Animal Mother in 'Full Metal Jacket'
  • Solaris and Oracle are the Linux and MySQL of business critical systems
    Ajunne
  • Når folk spørger mig, om jeg er nørd, bliver jeg altid ilde til mode og svarer lidt undskyldende: "Nej, jeg bruger RedHat".
    Alan Olesen, dk.edb.system.unix
  • I was Sir Hump-a-lot riding my Guineverre
    Alan Ruck as Stuart Bondek in 'Spin City'
  • Sorry. I was just pressing my ear against your door to sneak at your private conversation
    Alan Ruck as Stuart Bondek in 'Spin City'
  • Normal people download nude-pictures from the internet
    Alan Ruck as Stuart Bondek in 'Spin City'
  • It's a law of nature: Women are vulnerable at weddings
    Alan Ruck as Stuart Bondek in 'Spin City'
  • Three words: Virgin - for - ever
    Alan Ruck as Stuart Bondek in 'Spin City'
  • Pick you up saturday. Dress slutty
    Alan Ruck as Stuart Bondek in 'Spin City'
  • It doesn't end until i say so!
    Alan Ruck as Stuart Bondek in 'Spin City'
  • The porn people are comming. They are running down the hall. It's a sight....
    Alan Ruck as Stuart Bondek in 'Spin City'
  • Life is about dominating people
    Alan Ruck as Stuart Bondek in 'Spin City'
  • It must be soooo dull to be you
    Alan Ruck as Stuart Bondek in 'Spin City'
  • Who's flying this thing? Oh right. That would be me
    Alan Tudyk as Wash in 'Firefly'
  • Perhaps i should have spent less time in college and more in a quarrel
    Alexander Gaberman as James in 'Spin City'
  • Did you get permission to eat your prisoners? I don't think so
    Alyson Hannigan as Willow Rosenberg in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • En kvinde her? Hun ville rydde op og skabe kaos og uorden
    Ameni i 'Ramses: Under det Hellige Akacietræ' af C. Jacq
  • I hope you don't screw like you type
    Angelina Jolie as Kate Libby in 'Hackers'
  • God gave men brains larger that dogs' so the wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties
    Angelina Jolie as Kate Libby in 'Hackers'
  • Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people??
    Armin Shimerman as Principal Snyder in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • Ja gu' fa'en er'd farligt
    Asger Reher som Grosser Steve Pikkerup i 'Ørkenens sønner'
  • Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat [Y/N]?
  • Word of advice: There is no I in orgasm
    Barry Bostwick as Mayor Winston in 'Spin City'
  • Golf is for sissies!
    Barry Corbin as Mr. Nolan in 'Spin City'
  • I never cared much for dancin' men
    Barry Corbin as Mr. Nolan in 'Spin City'
  • Rita! Ikke overhåndskast. Man kan blive døv af det!
    Beate (Terkels mor) i 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Det' vigtigt at få sin søvn. Hvis ikke du får de 8 timer risikerer du at få miltbrand
    Beate (Terkels mor) i 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Det bli'r regnvejr om lidt og du ved jo godt hvordan vådt træ det spreder SARS
    Beate (Terkels mor) i 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Det' nok bare noget gulsot ska' du se. Det ska' bare gåes væk...
    Beate (Terkels mor) i 'Terkel i knibe'
  • The penguins are psychotic
    Ben Stiller as the voice of Alex the lion in 'Madagascar'
  • Do you know the best way to make a drem come true? Do you? Wake up!
    Benicio Del Tore as Vincen in 'Excess Baggage'
  • I got three words i want to pass: Dog, but and firecracker
    Beth Littleford as Deirdre in 'Spin City'
  • Nude up, Dum Dum
    Beth Littleford as Deirdre in 'Spin City'
  • We realised that struggling artists er meant to strugge; that's the whole point
    Bill Drummond (the K Foundation)
  • All suspects er guilty. Period! Otherwise they wouldn't be suspects!
    Bill Farmer as Announcer to 'Troops'
  • God here
    Bill Paxton as Dane in 'Navy Seals'
  • I hate jumping out of a perfectly good airplane
    Bill Paxton as Dane in 'Navy Seals'
  • I vaporized enemies
    Bill Paxton as Dane in 'Navy Seals'
  • Keld Heick er den eneste kendte nulevende danske musiker, som er født uden nosser
    Bjørn Løndahl, dk.kultur.musik
  • I can't go in there. They look like yuppies .. or from hell .. or something
    Bob Goldthwait as Carl Hefler in 'Burglar'
  • You want him to eat the guys brains with a schrimp-fork?!?? Get him a spoon!
    Brad Blaisdell as Uncle John in 'Angel'
  • You want him to eat the guys brains with a schrimp-fork?!?? Get him a spoon!
    Brad Blaisdell as Uncle John in 'Angel'
  • Brownridge's Law:
    The quicker a phone's answered in sales, the slower it's answered in support
  • Die motherfucker
    Bruce Willis as John McClane in 'Die Hard'
  • Who gave him permission to play modern music?
    Bruno Kirby as Lt. Steven Hauk in 'Good Morning Vietnam'
  • Så' der krans!
    Bubber i Snurre Snups Søndagsklub d. 3. marts 2002
  • Yes, I have a wife and kids too, but you don't see me stealing Imperial droids
    Cam Clarke as Cpt. J. Bach in 'Troops'
  • If you move again i'm eeehehee gonnar shoot you!
    Cam Clarke as Cpt. J. Bach in 'Troops'
  • Nu kåmmer du fa'me ne' derfra. Jeg si'r det ik' en gang til. Nu kåmmer du fa'me ne' derfra
    Carsten Bang som betjent i 'Vindhætterne'
  • Det' farligt og stå under en hest
    Carsten Bang som betjent i 'Vindhætterne'
  • Min kone ligner en kuffert
    Carsten Bang som subsistensløs i 'Vindhætterne'
  • Og ved du hvad der sker hvis man drikker mere end 20 genstande?? Man ender i seng med Gert Henriksen!
    Carsten Bang som subsistensløs i 'Vindhætterne'
  • Jeg slipper sgu' altid en lille en når jeg ser Morten Stig
    Carsten Bang som subsistensløs i 'Vindhætterne'
  • It ain't easy having pals
    Casey Siemaszko as Charley Bowdre in 'Young Guns'
  • Hvad fanden er der nu i vejen med Dresden??
    Casper Christensen som Casper i 'Langt fra Las Vegas'
  • Come on you abes! You wanner live forever?!??
    Casper Van Dien as Johnny Rico in 'Starship Troopers'
  • Confucius say: Never use a cannon to kill a mosquito
    Catherine Zeta-Jones as Virginia Baker in 'Entrapment'
  • I'm tellin' you; that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!
    Cedric the Entertainer as the voice of Maurice in 'Madagascar'
  • It's just something about engines that calms me down
    Chad Lindberg as Jesse in 'Fast and Furious'
  • Dear heavenly spirit. Thank you for providing us with a direct port nitrous injection, four core intercoolers and ball-bearing turbos and titanium valve springs. Amen
    Chad Lindberg as Jesse in 'Fast and Furious'
  • You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard
    Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia Chase in 'Angel'
  • A cockroach. In the corner. I think it's a bantamweight
    Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia Chase in 'Angel'
  • Papers can't do anything right
    Charlie Sheen as Richard Brewer in 'Young Guns'
  • Cheaper, better, faster.... Pick any two
  • Baby! You just burned my balls
    Chef: Chocolate Salty Balls
  • Suck on my chokolate salty balls. Suck on my red hot salty balls
    Chef: Chocolate Salty Balls
  • She works with PR.... She lies for a living!
    Chris Eigeman as Arthur Garment in 'It's like, You know'
  • You idiot! You where supposed to think that - not say it!
    Chris Eigeman as Arthur Garment in 'It's like, You know'
  • Oh and one more thing... it shouldn't be afraid of IPv6
    Chris Hedemark on the Pebble-linux mailinglist
  • Well, this sucks!
    Chris Miller as the voice of Kowalski the penguin in 'Madagascar'
  • s/overheads/overhovedet/
    Claus Sørensen, formand for DKUUGs standardisereingsudvalg
  • Why don't we listen anymore?
    Clyde Prestowitz
  • Computers can never replace human stupidity
  • Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
  • If you have any poo, fling it now
    Conrad Vernon as the voice of Mason the chimpanzee in 'Madagascar'
  • Well, of course we're going to throw poo at him!
    Conrad Vernon as the voice of Mason the chimpanzee in 'Madagascar'
  • And the sea will grant each man new hope, as the sleep brings dreams
    Cristopher Columbus
  • Am I such a bad guy? Have I hurt you? Have I shot you? In the groins?
    Cristopher Walken as Uncle Ray in 'Excess Baggage'
  • Hvorfor lade sandhed og fakta komme i vejen for et godt indslag
    DR's uofficielle mantra?
  • Ask it. Konutkus are sentient
    Daniel O. Miller in rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc
  • I'm to old for this shit
    Danny Glover as det. sg. Murtaugh in 'Lethal Weapon (1, 2, 3 & 4)'
  • You don't have a feriorisity complex - you're just ferior
    David Boreanaz as Angel in 'Angel'
  • There are three things i dont do: tan, date and sing i public
    David Boreanaz as Angel the vampire in 'Angel'
  • I hate waiting. You got anybody to eat around here?
    David Breanaz as Angel the vampire in 'Angel'
  • He almost destroyed the world because of love - i can relate
    David Breanaz as Angel the vampire in 'Angel'
  • My parents where great. Tasted a lot like chicken
    David Breanaz as Angel the vampire in 'Angel'
  • Duct tape and roaches survives anything
    David Caruso as Lt. Horatio Cane in 'CSI: Miami'
  • He is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet....
    David Caruso as Lt. Horatio Cane in 'CSI: Miami'
  • Tomorrow's what you make of it
    David Caruso as Lt. Horatio Cane in 'CSI: Miami'
  • If you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours
    David Caruso as Lt. Horatio Cane in 'CSI: Miami'
  • If we want to be effective on this job, we have to survive too
    David Caruso as Lt. Horatio Cane in 'CSI: Miami'
  • Give a man enough rope and i might hang himself
    David Caruso as Lt. Horatio Cane in 'CSI: Miami'
  • Let me enlighten you: You're screwd!
    David Ogden Stiers as Mr. Bauer in 'Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place'
  • I don't care if you lied. Lying is great. I lie every day!
    David Spade as Dennish Finch in 'Just Shoot Me'
  • Her lips were saying 'no', but her eyes were saying 'read my lips'
    Davy H. Pircer as Niles Crane in 'Frasier'
  • If all goes well in two months i shall storm the citaldel of her womanhood
    Davy H. Pircer as Niles Crane in 'Frasier'
  • She doesn't work on days that end with... 'day'
    Debra Messing as Grace Adler in 'Will & Grace'
  • Don't just stand there! Kill something!!
    Dennis Hopper as Deacon in 'Waterworld'
  • He's like a turd that won't flush
    Dennis Hopper as Deacon in 'Waterworld'
  • Wanna cigarette? You're never too young to start
    Dennis Hopper as Deacon in 'Waterworld'
  • Let's have an intelligent conversation: I'll talk and you'll listen
    Dennis Hopper as Deacon in 'Waterworld'
  • Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
    Dermont Mulroney as "Dirty Steve" Stephens in 'Young Guns'
  • Are you a consultant or mildly retarded?
    Dilbert, 09 AUG 2006
  • Når truget er tomt så spiser vi hesten
    Dirch Passer som seniorsergent Vasby i 'Piger i trøjen'
  • Nød lærer nøgen kvinde at ligge inderst
    Dirch Passer som seniorsergent Vasby i 'Piger i trøjen'
  • Latter? NEJ TAK! Brintbombe? YES SIR!
    Dolph, 2005
  • Efter måger og puddelhunde, der er egern verdens mest afskyelige dyr!
    Dolph, 2005
  • Hvis verden var et perfekt tandsæt, så ville du være plak!
    Dolph, 2005
  • Du ligner en formningslærer. Du lugter af urin og formningslokale
    Dolph, 2005
  • Mere forurening. Jeg er MEGET imod økologi. Det er noget hippierne de har fundet på
    Dolph, 2005
  • LA LA LA LA LA! Det er det eneste jeg kan høre!
    Dolph, 2005
  • Løst krudt? Det er simpelthen forkert at fremstille ammunition, der ikke kan slå fjenden ihjel!
    Dolph, 2005
  • Jeg kender faktisk en baseball-kølle, der er meget villig til at møde dit hoved
    Dolph, 2005
  • Marcipanbrød? Nej tak! Folkemord? YES SIR!
    Dolph, 2005
  • Hvad sker der med teenage-piger og deres overforbrug af Z'er? Stop det nu! I er ikke Zorro og det bliver i aldrig!
    Dolph, 2005
  • There must be a third and last dance; this one will last forever
    Dream Theater: Metropolis pt. 1
  • Turn to the light. We can find our own mortality
    Dream Theater: The Great Debate
  • The sea is calling me; my spirit must return
    Dream Theater: The Killing Hand
  • Look at those guys. They see a girl and then they turn into Howard Stern
    Elisabeth Harnois as Hallie Richmond 'My date with the Presidents daughter'
  • Are you late for the indbreed-meeting or what?!??
    Elisabeth Harnois as Hallie Richmond 'My date with the Presidents daughter'
  • You got some quality rage going on!
    Eliza Dushku as Faith in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • I made him an offer he couldn't survive
    Eliza Dushku as Faith in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • You hurt me - i hurt you. Expect i'm a lot more effecient
    Eliza Dushku as Faith in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • Email returned to sender -- insufficient voltage
  • Good bye Bob. Best dollar'n eighty i've ever spend
    Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid in 'Young Guns II'
  • Yoohoo. I'll make you famous!
    Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid in 'Young Guns II'
  • I wouldn't give a bucket of piss for your future
    Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid in 'Young Guns II'
  • I don't do alive. I do dead!
    Emily Mortimer as Dakota in '51st State'
  • Chance favors the prepared
    Eric Bogosian as Travis Dane in 'Under Siege 2: Dark Territory'
  • C-3PO wasn't gay, he was British!
    Eric McCormack as Will Truman in 'Will & Grace'
  • They are both cheating on each other? Suddently everyone turned into Fleetwod Mac
    Eric McCormack as Will Truman in 'Will & Grace'
  • Women, can't live with them... end of sentence!
    Eric McCormack as Will Truman in 'Will & Grace'
  • Usenet hasn't any relevance these days. There is too much noise
    Eric S. Raymond (founder of the OpenSource Initiative)
  • I observe. I listen. I deduce....
    Evan Handler as Shrug in 'It's like, You know'
  • Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups!
    Everet McGill as Penn in 'Under Siege 2: Dark Territory'
  • My girlfriend doesn't even know that [I'm married]
    Firefighter in 'Friends'
  • There is no right and wrong - only fun and boring
    Fisher Stevens as Eugene Belford in 'Hackers'
  • Folk med under 100 hypper under hjelmen vil ikke blive taget seriøst :o)
  • Don't try. Do! Or don't....
    Frank Oz as Yoda in 'Star Wars: Episode V'
  • A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it's not open
    Frank Zappa
  • Politics is the entertainment branch of industry
    Frank Zappa
  • Heaven would be a place where bullshit existed only on television
    Frank Zappa
  • Jazz is not dead...it just smells funny
    Frank Zappa
  • I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow...
    Frank Zappa
  • Stupidity has a certain charm -- ignorance does not
    Frank Zappa
  • Nobody looks good in brown lipstick
    Frank Zappa
  • Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a cheque
    Frank Zappa
  • There'll never be a nuclear war; there's to much real estate involved
    Frank Zappa
  • You're the kindda girl i really wanna please
    Frank Zappa: Magic Fingers
  • I wish you would let go of the pants now
    Frank Zappa: Magic Fingers
  • I'm going to Montana soon; Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
    Frank Zappa: Montana
  • God originally wanted to build a schnauzer - but he fucked up!
    Frank Zappa: The Poodle Lecture
  • The man would do anything to get some pussy. That's why the woman always had control over him
    Frank Zappa: The Poodle Lecture
  • Picture Yourself with a whore in New Orleans
    Frank Zappa: the Beatles Medley
  • Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan
    Fred Dalton Thompson as Adm. J. Painter in 'the Hunt for Red October'
  • Together or alone - they work as a team
    Gary Burghoff as Corporal 'Radar' O'Reilly in 'M*A*S*H'
  • I don't trust air i can't see
    Gene Hackman as Capt. Ramsey in 'Crimson Tide'
  • We are here to preserve democracy; not practice it....
    Gene Hackman as Capt. Ramsey in 'Crimson Tide'
  • I expect your best. Anything less, you should have joined Air Force
    Gene Hackman as Capt. Ramsey in 'Crimson Tide'
  • Horses are fascinating animals. Dumb as fenceposts but very intuitive
    Gene Hackman as Capt. Ramsey in 'Crimson Tide'
  • The single greatest fear that America faces today is that its military forces no longer tolerate the continuing incompetence of its civilian leadership
    George K. Suskind
  • Four different women. Four different opinions. Makes sense...
    George Segal as Jack Gallo in 'Just Shoot Me'
  • Sir. I think you have a problem with your brain being missing
    Gina Torres as Zoe in 'Firefly'
  • They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sw our skin to clothes. And if we're lucky they'll do it in that order
    Gina Torres as Zoe in 'Firefly'
  • One of us has been drinking, and i'm sad to say it isn't me
    Glenn Quinn as Allen Francis Doyle in 'Angel'
  • You stupid woman!
    Gordon Kaye as Rene Artois in "'Allo 'Allo!"
  • Bullshit it's over
    Gregory Sporleder as Capt. Frye in 'The Rock'
  • Når I har sovet en halv time er Finnsk fjernsyn forbi
    Hanzen, dk.medier.tv
  • Archaeology is the search for facts... not truth
    Harrison Ford as Dr. Jones in 'Indiana Jones III'
  • I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up
    Harrison Ford as Dr. Jones in 'Indiana Jones III'
  • "X" never marks the spot
    Harrison Ford as Dr. Jones in 'Indiana Jones III'
  • That's a long time ago. He MUST have forgotten that now....
    Harrison Ford as Han Solo in 'Star Wars: Episode V'
  • If You can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen
    Harry S. Truman
  • I really do like you. You just sweat to much
    Harvey Keitel as Ray Donlan in 'Cop Land'
  • That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten
    Harvey Kietel as The Wolf in 'Pulp Fiction'
  • If you where the last man on earth, i'd date outside my species
    Heather Locklear as Caitlin Moore in 'Spin City'
  • I like to jodle after sex
    Heidi Klum as Heidi Klum in 'Spin City'
  • Hellere en hest i hånden end ti på taget
  • I read you e-mail - and you need a life...
  • In vino veritas ... Nunc bibendum est
  • Damn woman. I just made sweet love 5 minuttes ago. Are you trying to kill me?
    Isaac Hayes as the voice of Chef in 'South Park'
  • It works! Now if only I could remember what I did...
  • It's impossible to make software without bugs because bugs just keep getting smarter
  • That is humor. I recognize that
    J. T. Walsh as SgMj. Dickoerson in 'Good Morning Vietnam'
  • Tåbelig opførsel er et resultat af tåbelige omgivelser
    Jacob Haugaard i interview på DR1 d. 2 okt. 2003
  • I'd just like to dunk you in my coffee
    Jada Pinkett Smith as the voice of Gloria the hippo in 'Madagascar'
  • I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience
    James Earl Jones as King Jaffe Joffer in 'Coming to America'
  • I am king Jaffe Joffer. Ruler of Zamunda!
    James Earl Jones as King Jaffe Joffer in 'Coming to America'
  • I'm like King Midas in reverse: Everything i touch turns to shit
    James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano in 'Sopranos'
  • There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth
    James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano in 'Sopranos'
  • No. But then again; i could be lying...
    James Marsters as Spike in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • Just because I can't kill you doesn't mean that i can't get someone to do it for me
    James Marsters as Spike in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • Greed. It's greed not faith that moves mountains
    Jamie Farr as Corp. Klinger in 'M*A*S*H'
  • I'll be right back, take your clothes off
    Jamie Lee Curtis as Wanda in 'A Fish Called Wanda'
  • Linux is only free if your time has no value
    Jamie Zawin (founder of Mozilla.org)
  • Du ved aldrig hvornår du får brug for en jernstang. Der!
    Jason i 'Terkel i knibe'
  • I use my breasts to get other people's attention
    Jennifer Aniston as Rachel in 'Friends'
  • There is nothing like a girl-fashion love story. Lick!
    Jennifer Esposito as Stacey Paterno in 'Spin City'
  • Six parties - six death guys
    Jennifer Esposito as Stacey Paterno in 'Spin City'
  • Don't mess with your boss' dingo
    Jennifer Esposito as Stacey Paterno in 'Spin City'
  • Zulu - kanalen for dem, der aldrig er hjemme?
    Jens Søndergaard Sandal, dk.medier.tv
  • I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a grassfire
    Jerry Gardner as Sheriff Kimbel in 'Young Guns II'
  • Jeg får kryb af alle de religionskrige og folk der mener at lige præcis deres valg er det eneste rigtige
    Jesper Monsted (on the BSD-DK mailinglist)
  • I don't think. I only react!
    Jesse James (from West Coast Choppers) in Monsters Garage
  • I don't care what everybody thinks....
    Jesse James (from West Coast Choppers) in Monsters Garage
  • I'll make love to you; in all good places
    Jethro Tull: Acres Wild
  • She didn't speak much English language...she didn't speak much anyway
    Jethro Tull: Budapest
  • She wouldn't make love, but she could make good sandwich
    Jethro Tull: Budapest
  • She was a good enough reason for a party
    Jethro Tull: Budapest
  • Happy and I'm smiling, walk a mile to drink your water
    Jethro Tull: Living In The Past
  • Made no sense to leave the bed
    Jethro Tull: We used to know
  • Vi spiller ikke for at vinde, men for at finde en taber
    Jimmy Sanders
  • I head what i said 'cause I was standing there when I said it!
    Joe Pantolliano as Capt. Howard in 'Bad Boys'
  • Du er så fat-svag, at det er utroligt du har lov til at gå frit omkring
    John K, dk.kultur.musik
  • No you are not odd - just ... special
    John Mahoney as Martin Crane in 'Frasier'
  • If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants
    John Travolta as Castor Troy in 'Face/Off'
  • Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage
    John Travolta as Castor Troy in 'Face/Off'
  • I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave
    John Travolta as Castor Troy in 'Face/Off'
  • You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit!
    John Travolta as Gabriel Shear in 'Swordfish'
  • Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles
    John Travolta as Vincent in 'Pulp Fiction'
  • 3 minuttes?!?? I'm making chilli not love!
    John Witherspoon as John "Pops" Williams in 'Wayans Bros."
  • Is i whiskey burde medføre diciplinær afstraffelse, evt. skridttæsk med en frossen porre
    Jon Larsen, dk.videnskab
  • I keep telling you: You listen to me more - you live longer
    Jonathan Ke Quan as Short Round in 'Indiana Jones II'
  • I don't play well with others
    Jonny Miller as Dade Murphy in 'Hackers'
  • You said we'd try - lovin' touchin' squeeeezin - each oootheeer
    Journey: Lovin' touchin' squeezin'
  • A nerd just saw me naked!
    Julia Montgomery as Betty Childs in 'Revenge of the nerds'
  • The difference between a republic and an empire is the loyalty of one's army
    Julius Caesar
  • Jeg ved alt! Og det jeg ikke ved skal jeg nok finde ud af!
    Karl Stegger som major Basse i 'Piger i trøjen'
  • When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative: Violence. Force must be applied without apology.
    Kate Mulgrew as Capt. Janeway in 'Star Trek: Voyager'
  • I don't leave messages. If i wan't to talk to a machine i got a VCR!
    Kelly Bishop as Emily Gilmore in 'Gilmore Girls'
  • I have completely forgotten what a wierd little man you are
    Kelsey Grammar as Frasier Crane in 'Frasier'
  • I'll just add that to my list of reasons to die!!!
    Kelsey Grammar as Frasier Crane in 'Frasier'
  • When in doubt; use bruteforce
    Ken Thompson
  • Young Lady! You need to learn how to keep your mouth shut and legs crossed!
    Kenneth Mars as Mr. Babrucz in For Keeps
  • Pork away pal. Fuck her blue
    Kevin Kline as Otto in 'A Fish Called Wanda'
  • What is it with white boys and duct tape?
    Khandi Alexander as Alexx Woods, MD in 'CSI: Miami'
  • Naked guy, spear gun and a boat. Now there's something you see every day
    Khandi Alexander as Alexx Woods, MD in 'CSI: Miami'
  • Women are nothing but trouble. I know that - i have been one for two weeks
    Kristen Johnson as Sally Solomin in '3rd rock from the Sun'
  • Man kan ikke altid regne med at folk opfører sig betænksomt - tænk selv
    Lars Balker Rasmussen, dk.medier.tv
  • Don't you know anything about drinking? That's a third drink question
    Lenny Venito as Carmine Santucci in 'Living in Captivity'
  • Does he love you deep enough - ouuuhh - to take you there?
    Live: Deep Enough
  • We hit a couch; the place was packet; with sweaty palms; sweaty thongs; sweaty backs
    Live: Deep Enough
  • You only see what you eyes want to see. How can life be what you want it to be?
    Madonna: Frozen
  • Freedome comes when you never let go, creation comes when you never say no
    Madonna: Power of goodbye
  • Der var et egern mand!
    Mads Mikkelsen som Arne i 'Blinkende Lygter'
  • Jeg er modstander af at støtte intellektuelt lavt niveau i samfundsdebatten, derfor vil jeg ikke betale til Danmarks Radio
    Mads, København
  • If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough
    Mario Andretti
  • This is bad. No; let me call it what it is: This is fucked up!
    Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett in 'Bad Boys'
  • It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name?
    Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett in 'Bad Boys'
  • Everything's okay.... With vodka!
    Marton Csokas as Yorgi in 'XXX'
  • Castrate all the cows
    Mary Kay Bergman as Sheila Broslofski in 'South Park'
  • You don't put on a condom unless you're gonna fuck!
    Matt Craven as Roy Zimmer in 'Crimson Tide'
  • Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling
    Matt LeBlanc as Joey in 'Friends
  • Spandex! It's a privilege - not a right!
    Matthew Lillard as Emmanuel Goldstein in 'Hackers'
  • The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive
    Matthew Modine as Private Joker in 'Full Metal Jacket'
  • Pinky! There is no reason to beat your own worldrecord in stupidity
    Maurice LaMarche as Brains voice in 'Pinky and the Brain'
  • You actually put your dick in this woman?
    Meg Ryan as Pamela in 'The Doors'
  • My love for you is like this scar - ugly but permanent
    Megan Mullally as Karen Walker in 'Will & Grace'
  • I have no idea what you just said
    Megan Mullally as Karen Walker in 'Will & Grace'
  • Tears.... Booze.... Oooh i love the holidays
    Megan Mullally as Karen Walker in 'Will & Grace'
  • I won't be able to drink solid food again...
    Megan Mullally as Karen Walker in 'Will & Grace'
  • He crashed another plane?!?? Can't he keep ANYTHING in the air?
    Mel Gibson as Gene Ryack in 'Air America'
  • I'll treat him like a mushroom: Kept in the dark and fed with shit
    Mel Gibson as Gene Ryack in 'Air America'
  • This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!
    Mel Gibson as det. sg. Riggs in 'Lethal Weapon'
  • We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs
    Mel Gibson as det. sg. Riggs in 'Lethal Weapon'
  • I'm chaos, and he's mayhem. We're a double act
    Mel Gibson as det. sg. Riggs in 'Lethal Weapon'
  • Sad in a Star Trek Convention kindda-way
    Michael Boatman as Carter Heywood in 'Spin City'
  • Ouuh - now leather is a different thing....
    Michael Boatman as Carter Heywood in 'Spin City'
  • I think you look like a idiot from the seventies
    Michael Boatman as Carter Heywood in 'Spin City'
  • You're a jackass!
    Michael Boatman as Carter Heywood in 'Spin City'
  • Life is about finding inner peace
    Michael Boatman as Carter Heywood in 'Spin City'
  • Dating _you_ is charity work
    Michael Boatman as Carter Heywood in 'Spin City'
  • Working with you is an occupational hazard
    Michael Boatman as Carter Heywood in 'Spin City'
  • If i didn't know you i'd say you have ... feelings ...
    Michael Boatman as Carter Heywood in 'Spin City'
  • I have three settings too: 'Sweatty', 'angry' and 'woop ass'
    Michael Boatman as Carter Heywood in 'Spin City'
  • This is perfect! The only downside is that everybody thinks i'm a freakin loonie
    Michael J. Fox as Michael Flaherty in 'Spin City'
  • Squirrels are just rats with good PR
    Michael J. Fox as Michael Flaherty in 'Spin City'
  • Did she just question my stones??
    Michael J. Fox as Michael Flaherty in 'Spin City'
  • Wow! This guy has a huge....appartment....
    Michael J. Fox as Michael Flaherty in 'Spin City'
  • We only spooned! We didn't fork.....
    Michael J. Fox as Michael Flaherty in 'Spin City'
  • I'm like the Beatles. Except they HATE me
    Michael J. Fox as Michael Flaherty in 'Spin City'
  • Ooouuuhh nails nails NAILS
    Michael J. Fox as Michael Flaherty in 'Spin City'
  • Sorry. It's a bad idea. It seemed less disgusting in my head...
    Michael Weatherly as Tony DiNozzo in 'NCIS'
  • Mr. Morrison. How 'bout comming down from there and make a record?
    Michael Wincott as Paul Rothchild in 'The Doors'
  • How can you be so mean to someone so meaningsless?
    Michelle Pfeiffer as Selina Kyle in 'Batman Returns'
  • I want you to make your self as home. You can have sex anywhere
    Mimi Kennedy as Abigail "Abby" O'Neil in 'Greg & Dharma'
  • Sandheden er midt i mellem....
    Min far
  • Excuse Me. Naked male insecurity really leaves me cold
    Moira Kelly as Kate in 'Cutting Edge'
  • Og Erik - hedder du også Jørgen?
    Monrad og Rislund, trafikradio
  • De kunne også forsøge at bide i en plæneklipper
    Monrad og Rislund: Krabbepigen
  • Is God really queer?
    Monty Python: Meaning of Life
  • When a man sees breasts only 10% of his brain function
    Nathan Filion as Johnny Donnely in 'Two Guys, a girl and a Pizza Place'
  • I'm still not happy to see you, but at least i'm a little boozed now
    Nathan Fillion as Johnny Donnell in 'Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place'
  • I work a lot around electricy so I'm probably steril
    Nathan Fillion as Johnny in 'Two guys, a girl and a Pizza Place'
  • The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it my face
    Nathan Fillion as Mal in 'Firefly'
  • Jayne. Your mouth is talking. You might want to see to that
    Nathan Fillion as Mal in 'Firefly'
  • Oh, I'm gonna go to the special Hell
    Nathan Fillion as Mal in 'Firefly'
  • I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanner have sex
    Nicholas Brendon as Alexander Harris in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • Why can't he have som handcuffs like any regular bachelor?
    Nicholas Brendon as Alexander Harris in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • Ærlig spam er en selvmodsigelse
    Niels Callesøe, dk.edb.sikkerhed
  • Ka' de ik' få luft post?
    Niels Olsen som Didrik i 'Ørkenens sønner'
  • Nej, vi er sjove, det er Finn Nørbygård ikke. Væsentlig forskel
    Nikolaj Borg, dk.kultur.musik
  • You don't wanner change the world like you say - oouuh - You're in for your self
    Offspring: Change the world
  • A lively tune... I'm inspired to dance!
    Oliver Platt as Porthos in 'The Three Musketeers'
  • Go home boy. Find a wench. Have fat babies and live a good long life
    Oliver Platt as Porthos in 'The Three Musketeers'
  • This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America
    Oliver Platt as Porthos in 'The Three Musketeers'
  • Danskere har en øl til hver lejlighed....
    Omar Marzouk i 'Op på fars Jihad'
  • Hva' satan knægt? Ska' du stjæle de voksnes saftevand?
    Onkel Stewart i 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Ta' det nu ik' så tungt. Kom lad os gå ind og tæve din far
    Onkel Stewart i 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Man kan spilleme ikke fiske ål uden Vernet Branca
    Onkel Stewart i 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Sæt dig ned Leon. Jeg vil så nødigt slå dig ned på din egen bryllupsdag
    Onkel Stewart i 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Gæt en sexualitet. Får man ekstratur hvis man gætter rigtigt?
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Jeg har været med fra starten. Jeg ved sgu' godt hvor David købte øllet
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Gøjser? Hva' fanden er en gøjser? Det lyder som noget der vil røve en på en campingplads
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Skål landkrabber
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Nu skal han sgu' bare smidde tøjet, så minder det om en scene jeg engang så i Singapore
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Jeg havde nok brugt de bare næver, men et jernrør kan være smart
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Nu sagde jeg angriberen. Han behøver jo ikke angribe før man knalder ham en. Så offeret da...
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Vil jeg ha' en øl? Har paven en sjov hat? Selvfølgelig vil jeg ha' en øl. Nogen gange spørger folk kraftedeme om nogle dumme ting
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Jeg syntes jeg hiver rødspætter ud af ærmet
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Er der autonome i nærheden? Jeg syntes der klirrer med glas. Og der ligger også en brosten. Det sku' lige pas' at de hætteklædte møjdyr er ude
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Det er nok de mest fesne underdrenge jeg har set i min livshistorie
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Jeg har altid hat det så'n med Kermit at jeg har altid haft lyst til at rive hans øjne ud og sætte dem sammen til èn bordtennisbold
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Der er postbuddet. De giver 50 point. Næsten en skam jeg ikke har mit luftgevær
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Når hun ikke si'r nej er det os' et ja
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Man skal altid passe på folk der stikker hovedet ud af et telt. Man ved sgu' ikke hvad der sker med resten af kroppen
    Onkel Stewarts kommentatorspor til 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Sæt dig eller du kommer til skade!
    Onkelt Stewart i 'Terkel i knibe'
  • Så sut dog menneske
    Ove Sprogø som Egon Olsen til Morten Grunwald som Benny i 'Olsen Banden'
  • Again we see that there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away
    Paul Freeman as Dr. Belloq in 'Indiana Jones I'
  • Please sit down before you fall...
    Paul Freeman as Dr. Belloq in 'Indiana Jones I'
  • A woman only shoots a man for two reasons: She either hates or loves him
    Paul Guilfoyle as Capt. Jim Brass in 'C.S.I.'
  • Det var en nem måde at få gratis øl og noget på den dumme
    Peter Andersen om årsagen til at Shubidua blev dannet
  • American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!
    Peter Stomare as Lev Andropov in 'Armageddon'
  • Bitches, come!
    Petr Jakl as Kolya in 'XXX'
  • Oh no! Not another day like last Tuesday
    Phil Buckman as Leo in 'Frasier'
  • That's the first thing a girl learns: Guys lies to get into bed
    Portia de Rossi as Nelle Porter in 'Ally'
  • Ja. Jeg skal nok
    Poul Bundgård som Kjeld i 'Olsen Banden'
  • En for alle. Og alle hver for sig
    Poul Bundgård som Kjeld i 'Olsen Banden'
  • Jammen man kan sgu'da ikke standse en øl-vogn
    Poul Glargaard som civilbetjent i 'Olsen-banden går amok'
  • I'm not sure I have any non-NULL answers at hand...
    Poul-Henning Kamp (FreeBSD Developer)
  • Jeg har set vådt hø selvantænde hurtigere end aktivitetsniveauet i denne her forening
    Poul-Henning Kamp at a BSD-DK meeting
  • Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high
    R. Lee Ermey as GSG Hartman in 'Full Metal Jacket'
  • Release your inner dragon with Capsicum Frutescens
  • Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal!
    Rene Russo as Lorna Cole in 'Lethal Weapon 4'
  • I'm a skyhiatrist - you're a skyhiatrist
    Rhys Ifans as Iki in '51st State'
  • Drugs are good, mr. McElroy. Drugs are our mates
    Rhys Ifans as Iki in '51st State'
  • Omar! You're messing with me delicate energy-field
    Rhys Ifans as Iki in '51st State'
  • Dugs and football. What a perfect way to spend a saturday afternoon
    Rhys Ifans as Iki in '51st State'
  • If you spend more on coffee than on IT security, you'll be hacked. What's more: You deserve to be hacked
    Richard Clarke, IT security chief of the White House
  • The good news is there are no more bad news
    Richard Gibson as Herr Otto Flick in "'Allo 'Allo!"
  • I'm a politician which meens that i'm a cheat and a liar
    Richard Jordan as NSA J. Pelt in 'the Hunt for Red October'
  • Oh my God! OH MY GOD! I just checked out my mom....
    Richard Kind as Paul Lasiter in 'Spin City'
  • I just put in the wrong battery and the thing went crazy...
    Richard Kind as Paul Lasiter in 'Spin City'
  • I wanted to do it but instead.... i didn't
    Richard Kind as Paul Lasiter in 'Spin City'
  • My mother is a woman. I don't understand them either!
    Richard Ruccolo as Pete Dunville in 'Two guys, a girl and a Pizza Place'
  • I've been shot. In my fuckin ass
    Robert Carlyle as Felix DeSouza in '51st State'
  • I told you to take care of him - not fucking take CARE of him!
    Robert Carlyle as Felix DeSouza in '51st State'
  • You're gonna kill the fucking car
    Robert Carlyle as Felix DeSouza in '51st State'
  • Piss off Pop-Eye
    Robert Carlyle as Felix DeSouza in '51st State'
  • I'm allergic to alcohol and drugs. The symptoms are handcuffs
    Robert Downey Jr.
  • She'll make an excelent ex-wife some day
    Robert Goulet as himself in 'Two guys, a girl and a Pizza Place'
  • »Hey Hauk. Eat a bag of shit. You suck.« Now that's pretty much to the point
    Robert Wuhl as StSg. Dreiwitz in 'Good Morning Vietnam'
  • Nothing is sacred. Everything can and should be lampooned
    Robert Zemeckis
  • I'm sorry to interrupt but we also got an Apocalypse to worry about
    Robia La Morte as Jenny Calendar in 'Buffy: The Vampire Slayer'
  • Earth. Man - what a shithole
    Ron Perlman as Johner in 'Alien: Resurrection'
  • Hey! I'm not the mechanic - i just hurt people
    Ron Perlman as Johner in 'Alien: Resurrection'
  • I love hotel rooms - body fluids everywhere
    Rory Cochrane as Timothy Speedle in 'CSI: Miami'
  • Underneith she's the woman of my dreams: Naked!
    Ryan Reynolds as Berg in 'Two guys, a girl and a Pizza Place'
  • Oh yearh! I'm a baaaad showgirl!
    Ryan Reynolds as Berg in 'Two guys, a girl and a Pizza Place'
  • Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
    Salvor Hardin in 'Foundation' by Isaac Asimov
  • Only a lie that wasn't ashamed of itself could possibly succeed
    Salvor Hardin in 'Foundation' by Isaac Asimov
  • To succeed, planning alone is insufficient. One must improvise as well
    Salvor Hardin in 'Foundation' by Isaac Asimov
  • Nothing has to be true, but everything has to sound true
    Salvor Hardin in 'Foundation' by Isaac Asimov
  • It's not about good or bad. It's about who got the most power
    Sam Anderson as Holland in 'Angel'
  • Arw fuck! Can't a brother just deal some god damn drugs?!??
    Samuel L. Jackson as Elmo McElroy in '51st State'
  • Rules are ... like ... arbitrary
    Samuel L. Jackson as Elmo McElroy in '51st State'
  • Stay down bitch!
    Samuel L. Jackson as Elmo McElroy in '51st State'
  • What the fuck is that?!??
    Samuel L. Jackson as Elmo McElroy in '51st State'
  • Who the hell are you?!??
    Samuel L. Jackson as Elmo McElroy in '51st State'
  • Why is it always the assholes who passes the test?
    Samuel L. Jackson as Gibbons in 'XXX'
  • If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions
    Samuel L. Jackson as Jules in 'Pulp Fiction'
  • Would you like to have sex?
    Sandra Bullock as Lenina Huxley in 'Demolition Man'
  • One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat
    Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw in 'Sex & the City'
  • Interesting lady. Can I kill her?
    Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch
    Scott Glenn as Cmd. Bart Mancuso in 'the Hunt for Red October'
  • Central Intelligence Agency... Now, there's a contradiction in terms
    Scott Glenn as Cmd. Bart Mancuso in 'the Hunt for Red October'
  • There still a two million things that can go wrong in this stunt
    Scott Glenn as Cmd. Bart Mancuso in 'the Hunt for Red October'
  • And your mother, too!
    Sean Astin as Richard "Rascal" Moore in 'Memphis Belle'
  • When he reached the new world, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his men were well motivated
    Sean Connery as Capt. Ramius in 'the Hunt for Red October'
  • One ping, Vassily. One ping only
    Sean Connery as Capt. Ramius in 'the Hunt for Red October'
  • A little revolution now and then can be a healthy thing
    Sean Connery as Capt. Ramius in 'the Hunt for Red October'
  • My wife? Good God, she left me. I wish you'd follow her example
    Sean Connery as Dr. Robert Campbell in 'Medicine Man'
  • Never trust a naked woman
    Sean Connery as Robert MacDougal in 'Entrapment'
  • It's impossible.... But doable
    Sean Connery as Robert MacDougal in 'Entrapment'
  • Welcome to Cynical Island; population: You!
    Sean Hayes as Jack McFarland in 'Will & Grace'
  • Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit! Fuck off! SHIT!
    Sean Pertwee as Det. Virgil Kane in '51st State'
  • Look in the calender and bring me word
    Shakespeare, Julius Caesar
  • Freeze motha bitches
    Shaun Toub as store clerk in 'Bad Boys'
  • I kill before. I kill again
    Shaun Toub as store clerk in 'Bad Boys'
  • Oh shit! I'm fucked...
    Shaun Toub as store clerk in 'Bad Boys'
  • Why don't you just fuck off?
    Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in 'Alien'
  • Jeg har aldrig været _for_ venlig overfor fremmede gullerødder
    Snurre Snup
  • I'm on the outside. I'm looking in. I can see trough you. See all your colours. Inside youre ugly. Ugly like me
    Staind: Outside
  • I should have had brains but i got sack
    Steve-O
  • Hvis du ikke oplyser dit password til mig er jeg nød til at få det via vores internet system men så tager det to til tre arbejdsdage før vi kan hjælpe dig
    Supporter hos TDC d. 22 juni 2004
  • You're going to regret this for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it
    Sylvester Stallone as John Spartan in 'Demolition Man'
  • Hva' glor du på? Det' sgu'da bare en hammer mand!
    Søren Pilmark som Grethe i 'Ørkenens sønner'
  • Er det the? Så vil jeg heller ha' en lys øl!
    Søren Pilmark som Grethe i 'Ørkenens sønner'
  • Hvad fa'en ska' vi med 34.000 kartoner Grøn Look?
    Søren Pilmark som Torkild i 'Blinkende Lygter'
  • Du må aldrig drøvle på sugesiden - der hvor fadøllet kommer ud :)
    T.G.
  • I now inform you that you are too far from reality
    The Iraqui Information Minister
  • There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't
  • There is no Bergofsky principle!
  • Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it
    Thomas Hesse, President of Sony BMG digital business
  • Africa? That ain't gonna fly!
    Tom McGrath as the voice of Skipper the penguin in 'Madagascar'
  • You! Higher mammal. Can you read?
    Tom McGrath as the voice of Skipper the penguin in 'Madagascar'
  • He needed a smack on the head. That's what he got
    Tommy Lee Jones as Sam Gerard in 'U.S. Marshals'
  • Det handler først og fremmest om sex når vi mennesker gør noget for hinanden
    Tor Nørretranders
  • Rainbows. I hate the freakin mother fuckers!
    Trey Parker as the voice of Cartman in 'South Park'
  • Dolphins. Eskimoes. Who cares? They are all a bunch of treehuggin hipocrates
    Trey Parker as the voice of Cartman in 'South Park'
  • Amatørnisser!
    Uffe Rørbæk Madsen som Benny Jensen i 'The Julekalender'
  • Hold kæft det ondt det her
    Uffe Rørbæk Madsen som Benny Jensen i 'The Julekalender'
  • Jeg ska' ha' noget coke. Det ska' jeg da ha'. Det ska' jeg da haaaaa'
    Ulrich Thomsen som Peter i 'Blinkende Lygter'
  • Hatred is a very underestimated emotion
    Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison in 'The Doors'
  • Where's your will to be wierd?
    Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison in 'The Doors'
  • This is the strangest life I've ever known
    Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison in 'The Doors'
  • Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts
    Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison in 'The Doors'
  • Nisser don't use vold!
    Viggo Sommer som Fritz i 'The Julekalender'
  • Vil hellere have Parkinsons end være senil
    Det er sgu' bedre at spilde lidt af whiskeyen end glemme hvor den er
  • You can have any brew you want...as long as it's a Corona
    Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto in 'Fast and Furious'
  • It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning
    Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto in 'Fast and Furious'
  • This is one of those times where you need to be very clear about what you say
    Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto in 'Fast and Furious'
  • You can't detail a car with the hood on
    Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto in 'Fast and Furious' (talking about sex)
  • I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in
    Vin Diesel as Xander Cage in 'XXX'
  • Take off these handcuffs so i can beat the shit out of you
    Vin Diesel as Xander Cage in 'XXX'
  • It is not justice we search - it's vengigence
    Vincent Schiavelli as Uncle Enyos in 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'
  • Well, this looks like the end of a terrible friendship
    Ving Rhames as Aaron Thibadeaux in 'Entrapment'
  • Of all those sperm.... How come YOU where the fastest?!
    Wallace Langham as Joshua Blair in 'Veronicas Closet'
  • Thought your liver was still a virgin....
    Wayne Rogers as Captain McIntyre in M*A*S*H (series)
  • Hvorfor sidde og skrive det her lort når, når jeg kunne sidde og spille den af ?
    [ThaumieL], dk.snak.mudderkastning
  • Politicans are spam, personified! With few exceptions, their very presence is usually not wanted and almost always unsolicited
    eponym - nan-ae
  • Perl er også lidt en undskyldning for at drikke øl. Java-developers går hjem klokken fire
    jonasbn, cph.pm
  • Kloning af Poul Nyrup er ikke Sci-Fi - Det er perverst!
    ukendt
  • Valget mellem Linux og Windows2000 er en balancegang mellem tid og økonomi
    ukendt
  • There is only one truth - my truth
    unknown
  • Guild can be difficult but nonetheless usefull
    unknown
  • DR har ikke rigtig forstået at de er en public service kanal"
    wheeeeeeee, dk.medier.tv
  • zsh: command not found: win